The Wall Street 110-343 Fraud (so called because the Emergency Economic Stabilization Act of 2008 was passed into law despite the opposition of the majority of U.S. voters) shall be duly recorded as one of the greatest social injustices in world history. Across the United States of America, many furious legal residents and documented workers are taken aback that the United States House of representatives has passed a U.S. House bill that facilitate a bailout of the U.S. financial system against the will of the American people.
Still reeling from the bailout of Wall Street (the U.S. financial system), I have opted to post this Weblog entry regarding the American version of the Nigerian 419 scam letter, which I have coined the Wall Street 110-343 Fraud Letter.
Imagine receiving the following email from Democratic House Financial Services Committee Chairman Barney Frank (D – Massachusetts)…
DEAR U.S. TAXPAYER,
I AM CONTACTING YOU IN ANTICIPATION OF A CORDIAL SEXUAL … ER… BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP. I HOPE YOU DON’T MIND MY CONTACTING YOU, BECAUSE BOTH YOU AND I HAVE NOT MET PRIOR TO YOUR RECEIVING THIS ELECTRONIC EMAIL.
MY NAME IS BARNEY FRANK (D – MASSACHUSETTS), A RANKING SENIOR DEMOCRATIC POLITICIAN ON CAPITOL HILL AND THE U.S. HOUSE REPRESENTATIVE FOR THE 4TH CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT OF MASSACHUSETTS. I SERVE AS THE CHAIRMAN OF THE HOUSE FINANCIAL SERVICES COMMITTEE.
RECENTLY, MY FELLOW U.S. REPRESENTATIVES AND I GAVE MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR WELFARE CHECKS TO TROUBLED WELFARE QUEENS ON WALL STREET AND TO OUR JOY AND RELIEF, NEW OPPORTUNITIES ON WALL STREET ARE FORCING… ER… AFFORDING U.S. TAXPAYERS LIKE YOU WITH THE OPPORTUNITY TO INVEST UP TO A TRILLION DOLLARS-PLUS IN WORTHLESS INVESTMENTS SCHEMES.
WE, THE U.S. HOUSE REPRESENTATIVES — WHO SUPPORT THE EMERGENCY ECONOMIC STABILIZATION ACT OF 2008, HAVE DEPOSITED THE HARD-WORKING AMERICAN TAXPAYERS’ MONEY IN THE FEDERAL RESERVE SYSTEM, UNDER THE JURISDICTION OF THE UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF THE TREASURY — WITH FIRM INSTRUCTION THAT THE UNITED STATES SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY INITIALLY AUTHORIZE SPENDING UP TO $700 BILLION-PLUS DOLLARS TO PURCHASE WORTHLESS ASSETS, ESPECIALLY HIGHLY-RISKY MORTGAGE-BACKED SECURITIES, FROM FAILING, TROUBLED AND UTTERLY WORTHLESS BANKS, FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS AND CORPORATIONS.
HENCE I NEED YOUR HELP TO RAISE UP TO A TRILLION DOLLARS MORE TO PURCHASE MORE ROTTEN INVESTMENTS AND BAD ASSETS. PRIMARILY, OUR GOAL IS TO CATER TO FOREIGN INVESTORS, TO WHOM MOST OF AMERICAN SECURITIES HAVE BEEN SOLD. YES, THE FOREIGN INVESTORS, WHOM ARE DEEMED MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE AVERAGE U.S. TAXPAYERS, OWN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT WE COOK… ER… “ADJUST” THE BOOKS IN THE FOREIGN INVESTORS’ FAVOR.
REGARDING JOINT VENTURES, THIS ELECTRONIC MAIL REPRESENTS A JOINT VENTURE ARRANGEMENT THAT WILL DEMAND THE UTMOST TRUST AND CONFIDENCE FROM WHICH YOU WILL GREATLY BENEFIT, AS I WILL RELY ON YOU FOR IT’S SUCCESS.
PLEASE DO INDICATE YOUR WILLINGNESS TO ASSIST ME AND MY COLLEAGUES SO I CAN GIVE YOU FURTHER DETAILS. FOLLOW THIS LINK TO CONTACT ME DIRECTLY. I WILL BE GLAD YOU MASTURBAIDED AND MASTURABETTED ME.
BARNETT “BARNEY” FRANK
DISCLAIMER: To protest the so-called Emergency Economic Stabilization Act of 2008, I thought I would post this Weblog entry. No, this is not intend to be humorous. Unlike SNL (Saturday Night Live), I am not laughing at the expense of someone else… namely me the U.S taxpayer. If you are as furious as I am, Digg this Weblog entry.
I realize that I posted this Weblog entry at my peril; however, I felt compelled to voice my concerns for U.S. taxpayers like me. If I do not stand up for myself, the United States Congress surely will not stand up for me, a disabled U.S. Marine Corps veteran.
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Wall Street Bailout Will Reveal Information Management Gaps at Many Firms